Giving Your Pet Rabbit A Bath

Who would have thought that bathing a rabbit can be such a sport! Penat!

Rabbits are clean creatures. They bathe themselves by licking their fur the way a cat would, anda boleh guna alasan ini sekiranya malas nak mandikan sendiri. But sometimes, their poo poo can melekat onto their tot tot or paw paw so you will need to give the rabbit a bath lah. Mari ikut cara saya. *Cara orang malas.

Meet our talent, Mohamad Kopiko.

1. Penuhkan bathtub/baldi/tempayan/kuali/ape ape aje lah yang boleh takung air dengan air suam. Air ais tak layak ye harap maklum.

"Syampu Wangi & Melembutkan Bulu Arnab" Whatever, tuang je.

2. Place the rabbit inside the tub, dan sila bersedia untuk kene tendang. Use an old washcloth or soft brush to bathe the rabbit.

*Maaf tiada gambar. Aksi terlalu ganas, tak sesuai untuk tontonan umum.
** Next time I'll get a partner to help take the pictures.
*** Tangan sakit kene cakar!!!

3. Remove the rabbit from the tub carefully. Pat him with a towel to get excess water off and to keep him warm, macam baby baby.

I'm using my mother's wedding towel. Please don't tell her.

4. Hair dryer him. *Kan dah bagitau, cara orang malas. Use low heat/slow speed sudeyyy. Some rabbits are scared of the loud noise, but mine siap baring baring lagi. Amboih kau ni.

5. Brush your rabbit after he is dry to smooth his fur and make it fluffy again. Bedaki beliau. *Can skip the talcum powder, I'm only doing this sebab nak habiskan stock bedak.

6. Dapatkan seekor kucing untuk menjilat rabbit anda bagi membantu mengeringkan bulu bulunya. Hahaha this is so wrong. It will be your turn next, cat. Mane mau lari?!

Gelato Fruity

Suke makan ice cream tapi takut gemok? Dah dah tak payah nak tunjuk diet sakan depan kawan kawan, malam karang sebelum tidur bantai makan biskut jugak kan? Ok fine, tak nak mengaku takpe, but if you reaaally need to ruin the fun, then get a quick fix for your ice cream craving here!

Water-based Sorbet

Milk-based Gelato

Melampau kan? Dah lah 1. Sedap nak mati, 2. Low fat pulak tu. And the best thing about this place is, 3. You get to try all... the ice cream you want before buying, for free! *Yes, free is my favourite number.

So pat your chest, and ask your tastebud (tepuk dada tanye selera)! After much argument, Kamal Ruzaini and I finally settled for these. *Dia kalah.

The lucky trio, lovingly hand-picked by us. Yum!

Hikayat Merong Mahawangsa

Tak payah nak kutuk sangat lah, if it weren't for this movie, you wouldn't have known pun siapa Merong Mahawangsa kan?

See what the critics have to say,

Pancaindera, Mingguan Malaysia

Ape? Tak nampak? Padan muke, kecit kecit dulu tengok tv dekat dekat sape suruh.


I agree with most of the points listed. But point 3 and 5 under the "Mengkritik" section ade sikit confusing kan?

Point 3:

Pelakon tambahan yang keding dan buncit selain daripada tidak pandai berlakon langsung

Point 5:

Babak aksi perang pelakon lelaki berpakaian separuh bogel dan seksi.

Problem is, sejak bile keding dan buncit tu seksi? HAHAHAHAHA.

Refuel Your Stomach at Gasoline Cafe

Anda pernah tak mengalami situasi sebegini?

Gadis Cantik: Nak makan mane?

Jejaka Boroi. Op, silap, Kamal Tahir: Tak kesah. You pilih lah.

Gadis Manis: Johnny’s jom?

Kamal Tahir: Tak nak.

Gadis Comel: Kenny Roger’s?

Kamal Tahir: Tak nak.

Gadis Manja: McD?

Kamal Tahir: Tak nak.

Ok dah fedap.

Gadis Hulk: YOU PILIH LAH SENDIRI!!!

And thennn l saw her. She's cute and adorable, but DEADLY. Rawr.

Terjatuh cinta pandang pertama. Adoi sakitnye.

Kite duduk sini lah, ade kain kain, boleh main aci cak.

Tepuk perut tanye selera. Paling best, ade logo HALAL.

Get this cheesy chicken chop lunch set for RM 20. Je. Meyyymang berbaloi baloi!

My chocolate with mint drink! Yum! Come to mamahhh!!!

You better not poo poo on top of my head, bird.

Dan lagi, you will also get a free wall full of signatures to camwhore with!

**Sekadar gambar hiasan, talent tidak terlibat dengan gejala vandalisma terhadap dinding tersebut.

Still not convinced? Awak memang degil, do check them out at http://www.gasoline.com.my/

Till later, toodles!

Shihlin Taiwan Street Snacks

Di suatu senja di musim yang lalu.

Gadis Rupawan: Nak makan mane?

Encik Perut. Op silap, Kamal Tahir: Tak kesah. You pilih lah.

Gadis Ayu: Papa John jom?

Kamal Tahir: Tak nak *mata bersinar sinar

Gadis Anggun: Sushi King?

Kamal Tahir: Tak nak *mata bersinar sinar

Gadis Manis: Ok fine kite pegi Shihlin Taiwan Street Snacks. Bagitau je lah awal awal, kan senang.

Kamal Tahir:

Crispy Floss Egg Crepe. Terbaek dari ladang, love!

Kamal Ruzaini's Oyster Mee Sua. I've tasted better but this one is okok lorrr...

And as l was typing this entry,

Bzzt bzzt

1 new text message from Kamal Ruzaini

Open text message

"Next time nak try plum potato fries dengan ayam XXL pulak! Mmm...!"

Omaigod dia boleh ingat menu kedai tu? Gile fanatic!

Tips Menghadapi Kemalangan Jalan Raya

Bad luck doesn't smell (malang tidak berbau). I'm very sure that not many of us yang pernah terlibat dengan kemalangan jalan raya, betul? Sekadar menyumbang kepada kadar kesesakan lalu lintas di kawasan tersebut sebab nak tengok orang accident ada lah. Aktiviti ini dinamakan, Tolong Tengok. But if lah, if you tibe tibe kene langgar or terlanggar kenderaan atau orang perseorangan bukan hakmilik anda, anda tau ke nak buat ape je? Cecite cecite.

Car accidents can be very stressful. So bile stress, kite kentut. Ok tipu, the correct answer would be;

1. Buat cool

Motif? To help you stay in control of the situation.

Bile anda dah chillax,

2. Check orang sebelah, depan, belakang dead or alive?

Move your vehicle to the left, to the left so that you won't get maki for blocking the road. Stay di tempat kejadian, jangan lari! Berlari setempat adalah dibenarkan.

On hazard warning lights to avoid your vehicle getting hit by oncoming traffics. Already fall down, ditimpa tangga pulak.

3. Panggil police

Nak panggil bomba pun boleyyy...

4. Call your insurance company & report the claim

The faster your insurance company knows about the accident, the faster you will get the $$$

5. Tadi buat cool, sekarang buat macam tak bersalah pulak

Do not do group discussions with anyone other than the police and your claims representative. Ikut sunnah artis, "no comment."

6. A/S/L?

Tak kenal maka tak cinta, so write down the name, address, phone number and license numbers for all drivers and witnesses involved in the car accident. Kawan baik, kawan rapat, kawan biase biase, musuh ketat, musuh longgar tak perlu.

Kamal Ruzaini did a "you kiss, you pay" with an Estima

And finally, pesanan penaja buat Kamal Ruzaini:

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