Hikayat Merong Mahawangsa

Tak payah nak kutuk sangat lah, if it weren't for this movie, you wouldn't have known pun siapa Merong Mahawangsa kan?

See what the critics have to say,

Pancaindera, Mingguan Malaysia

Ape? Tak nampak? Padan muke, kecit kecit dulu tengok tv dekat dekat sape suruh.


I agree with most of the points listed. But point 3 and 5 under the "Mengkritik" section ade sikit confusing kan?

Point 3:

Pelakon tambahan yang keding dan buncit selain daripada tidak pandai berlakon langsung

Point 5:

Babak aksi perang pelakon lelaki berpakaian separuh bogel dan seksi.

Problem is, sejak bile keding dan buncit tu seksi? HAHAHAHAHA.

Refuel Your Stomach at Gasoline Cafe

Anda pernah tak mengalami situasi sebegini?

Gadis Cantik: Nak makan mane?

Jejaka Boroi. Op, silap, Kamal Tahir: Tak kesah. You pilih lah.

Gadis Manis: Johnny’s jom?

Kamal Tahir: Tak nak.

Gadis Comel: Kenny Roger’s?

Kamal Tahir: Tak nak.

Gadis Manja: McD?

Kamal Tahir: Tak nak.

Ok dah fedap.

Gadis Hulk: YOU PILIH LAH SENDIRI!!!

And thennn l saw her. She's cute and adorable, but DEADLY. Rawr.

Terjatuh cinta pandang pertama. Adoi sakitnye.

Kite duduk sini lah, ade kain kain, boleh main aci cak.

Tepuk perut tanye selera. Paling best, ade logo HALAL.

Get this cheesy chicken chop lunch set for RM 20. Je. Meyyymang berbaloi baloi!

My chocolate with mint drink! Yum! Come to mamahhh!!!

You better not poo poo on top of my head, bird.

Dan lagi, you will also get a free wall full of signatures to camwhore with!

**Sekadar gambar hiasan, talent tidak terlibat dengan gejala vandalisma terhadap dinding tersebut.

Still not convinced? Awak memang degil, do check them out at http://www.gasoline.com.my/

Till later, toodles!

Shihlin Taiwan Street Snacks

Di suatu senja di musim yang lalu.

Gadis Rupawan: Nak makan mane?

Encik Perut. Op silap, Kamal Tahir: Tak kesah. You pilih lah.

Gadis Ayu: Papa John jom?

Kamal Tahir: Tak nak *mata bersinar sinar

Gadis Anggun: Sushi King?

Kamal Tahir: Tak nak *mata bersinar sinar

Gadis Manis: Ok fine kite pegi Shihlin Taiwan Street Snacks. Bagitau je lah awal awal, kan senang.

Kamal Tahir:

Crispy Floss Egg Crepe. Terbaek dari ladang, love!

Kamal Ruzaini's Oyster Mee Sua. I've tasted better but this one is okok lorrr...

And as l was typing this entry,

Bzzt bzzt

1 new text message from Kamal Ruzaini

Open text message

"Next time nak try plum potato fries dengan ayam XXL pulak! Mmm...!"

Omaigod dia boleh ingat menu kedai tu? Gile fanatic!

Tips Menghadapi Kemalangan Jalan Raya

Bad luck doesn't smell (malang tidak berbau). I'm very sure that not many of us yang pernah terlibat dengan kemalangan jalan raya, betul? Sekadar menyumbang kepada kadar kesesakan lalu lintas di kawasan tersebut sebab nak tengok orang accident ada lah. Aktiviti ini dinamakan, Tolong Tengok. But if lah, if you tibe tibe kene langgar or terlanggar kenderaan atau orang perseorangan bukan hakmilik anda, anda tau ke nak buat ape je? Cecite cecite.

Car accidents can be very stressful. So bile stress, kite kentut. Ok tipu, the correct answer would be;

1. Buat cool

Motif? To help you stay in control of the situation.

Bile anda dah chillax,

2. Check orang sebelah, depan, belakang dead or alive?

Move your vehicle to the left, to the left so that you won't get maki for blocking the road. Stay di tempat kejadian, jangan lari! Berlari setempat adalah dibenarkan.

On hazard warning lights to avoid your vehicle getting hit by oncoming traffics. Already fall down, ditimpa tangga pulak.

3. Panggil police

Nak panggil bomba pun boleyyy...

4. Call your insurance company & report the claim

The faster your insurance company knows about the accident, the faster you will get the $$$

5. Tadi buat cool, sekarang buat macam tak bersalah pulak

Do not do group discussions with anyone other than the police and your claims representative. Ikut sunnah artis, "no comment."

6. A/S/L?

Tak kenal maka tak cinta, so write down the name, address, phone number and license numbers for all drivers and witnesses involved in the car accident. Kawan baik, kawan rapat, kawan biase biase, musuh ketat, musuh longgar tak perlu.

Kamal Ruzaini did a "you kiss, you pay" with an Estima

And finally, pesanan penaja buat Kamal Ruzaini:

Pandu dengan cermat, ingatlah orang yang terSAIyang